retard police

a person that kindly but hostilely alerts his/her friend of the answer to the simplest questions.

When one asks "What color is the sky?" and another begins to think about it. A friend (aka the retard police)punches your shoulder.

by A Skeletal Prayer July 7, 2008

policecops

"protectors" of the law

oh shit! its the policecops!

by Dele September 25, 2003

Policiticianaryism

Its the way of the politician, where you sneak out of stuff, do scandals, and lie about things.

He followed the way of Policiticianaryism, sneaking away his mistake.

by Inanimate January 5, 2008

Police stop

how a cop stops at a stop sign by having his foot over the brake as he rolls through the stop sign.

That cop did a police stop.

by Big Tom April 7, 2009

special police

the sevice that locks up reatrds

hey dude i can say the abc backwards zxy umm..

err dude watch out the special police will find you :L

by special police May 1, 2010

leawood police

The worst of the worst police. They will pull you over if you are going just 1 mile per hour over the speed limit and then proceed to write you a $300 ticket. You will often hear residents of leawood complaining about the terrible police work but then still continue to speed and expect not to get pulled over and be written a ticket. Some advice for those moving to leawood: don't drive a expensive sports car or you surely will be pulled over and fined for a obscure statute.

"Man I hate the leawood police, I just got a 250$ ticket for going 40 in a 35."

by Tennisplayanick July 6, 2016

pussy police

guys on the hunt for some pussy acting like detectives, stopping bitches in their tracks , shooting their shot to see if they can get laid

female: ohhh the pussy police are here , i hope they come fuck us

by ih8dumbbitches August 3, 2018