Red Neck

If You can read this you are probably not a Red Neck. If you have a computer you are probably not a Red Neck. The strongest supporters of "ignorance is bliss". Usually loves Nascar and John Deer.

you are not an example of a Red Neck.

by Hamiltore October 29, 2010

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pencil neck

How do you know if you're a pencil neck geek? Check for the following symptoms:

1. You read Harry Potter books.
2. You're a liberal.
3. You cry a lot.
4. You receive flu shots.
5. You wear sandals with socks...colored socks.
6. You work in a "safe job" that involves an inordinate amount of bureaucracy, paperwork, or technology.
7. You design security software more complex than what it was designed to protect.
8. You're a virgin.
9. You have a discordant fashion sense, with questionable hygienne, but don't seem to notice.
10. Your greatest athletic accomplishment involves a mouse or remote control.
11. You can't hold your head straight.

On his way home from the Star Trek convention, Bobby's Chihuahua tore Eugene a new asshole. Eugene is a snot nosed pencil neck geek.

by Neil Gendreau October 15, 2007

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Dirt neck

The word dirt neck means someone who is dirty , doesn’t wash , or there neck is hella dirt

Bye mad dirt neck

by Lexy spun da block November 30, 2020

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Skillet Neck

The pain and soreness in your neck directly caused by head banging at the Skillet show the night before.

Damn, I woke up with a mad case of Skillet Neck this morning.

by Chaboudy April 26, 2011

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Necked Chicken

NAKED CHICKEN = NECKED CHICKEN

NECKED meaning NAKED in urban settings and CHICKEN meaning well CHICKEN.

A necked chicken is a bird that brokers deals in the entertainment industry, one funny bird...and well no clothes (or feathers for that matter).

Follow the Necked Chicken on twitter at www.twitter.com/NeckedChicken

by The nEcKeD cHiCkEn September 14, 2009

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