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xiao ming bao

xiao ming bao is the answer to everything when you can’t convince but don’t know how to confuse. People just accept it, even though no one knows what xiao ming bao really is.
Question: what is 2+2
Rhesa: xiao ming bao
by galigma June 22, 2023
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Tri-ming

The moment in time when triple digits appear on a clock.
Holly frequently sees more, and more tri-mings through out the day. Every time she looked up wondering what time it was, the clock read: 111, 222, 333, 444, or 555.
by Cloud Sniper February 24, 2014
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Minge

Irish slang for a dirty vagina. A vagina can also be “mingey” meaning its dirty.
When we were all getting changed i could see her minge poking through her shorts
by Browne.sawse69 June 16, 2019
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Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.
"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
by Sawseh March 6, 2024
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Ming

A provoked word used in a simple sentence, to over-fully express something, or say it from the manner.

“Ming” is a decisive word to many people, it originated from a man, who’s name is Aidan E. , however it was then passed on to others and really started to spark after a friend of Aidan, randomly one night, swung his arms up in a waved motion and proceeded to say, “Ming J”. After that event, it grew on from there.
“I’m about to “Ming” this up”

Yea nah yea Ming J Ming J”

I’m straight “mingin’” right now.”
by Yea nah yea cj March 23, 2021
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minge lock

The taking of a large woman for fingering at short notice.
Toby had that big grey haired unit in a minge lock.
by tobyunedog August 16, 2016
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Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.
by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023
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