Michael

He’s the best kind of guy you can ask for, especially if he’s dark skin. He’s understanding and when he likes you he goes out of his way to make you understand the extent to which he likes you if you listen. He’s also really smart. There isn’t anything he isn’t good at. He can be quiet at time, it’s humbling & makes every moment just that more real and perfect. He doesn’t force anything. Whenever your feeling down, he’ll make you laugh, hug you, and if your his girl he will do that and maybe even kiss you. He’s also really great at reading cues, he won’t fall to far off script. He’s also really attractive, so much so you’ll be jealous. But that’s what makes him that more perfect because he’s loyal & honest and likes to keep things transparent with the girl he’s exclusive with.

Girl: I just need someone perfect

Me: Get a Michael, he let that dog go L-U-F-F

by Stinkbutt444 March 9, 2022

Michael

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by Ssfhjjj March 12, 2022

Michael

a young bloke with a very attractive body. we all know you want to fuck him. he also has a big dick

i want to fuck michael

by M_Miguel22 March 13, 2022

Michael

A big ween with a tiny dick who’s always looking at anime titts.

Oh look a Michael.

by Ur mom19484994 March 14, 2022

Michael

that one fat cunt who always eats the macaroni, even when you tell him not to. He doesn't care for anyone else but himself and he loves to engorge himself in copious amounts of cheesy pasta. do not trust him, for he will steal your macaroni.

Male 1: yo dude have you seen my macaroni?
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!

by bartholomewJames March 19, 2022

Michael

Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.

Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022

Michael

A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out

Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022