Cunt Lord

A Cunt Lord is somebody, male or female, who has a lot of sex with women but who also undeniably possesses Sith-like abilities, particularly in bed, therefore making him/her really awesome to have sex with but also extremely powerful and dangerous.

Justine: "Hey, see that guy over there? He's hot, I totally want to fuck him."

Jocelyn: "Ooh, be careful Lisa. I heard that he's a Cunt Lord."

Justine: "A CUNT LORD?!?!?!?"

by DIRE WOLF September 24, 2011

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Loras

Crappy college in Dubuque Iowa that resembles a high school only it is not as fun. All girls are prudes all the guys are jock fags and there is one college bar in the entire town.

I go to Loras "High School" and I never go out.

by Dewey the Duhawk May 2, 2005

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drunk as a lord

(v.) to get very drunk indeed.

Let us be drunk as a lord toghether har har!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

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Lord Jesus Christ

-The son of God who died on the cross so that everyone's sins could washed away.
-Was the only human being to ever walk the earth without giving in to sin. The rest of us have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
-Loves us so much even though we continue to sin and disregard the ten commandments.
-in this day and age, the world and all its material possessions + the devil blind us from the truth!
-the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

When atheists or non-Christians are on their deathbeds, they will realise then that the Lord Jesus Christ is real and that he is the way/truth and life.

Dear Lord Jesus Christ,
Thankyou for dying on the cross for us!
Please forgive the sins that we have committed and help us to forgive those who have sinned against us.
In Jesus wonderful name we pray,
Amen.

by God-bless-you April 18, 2007

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