The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.
Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling
Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse
Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight
Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse
Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight
by Knob Lag March 27, 2012
When a male eats corn for supper and then takes a shit and doesn't wipe good so when the man get head he leaves some corm on his penis and balls so it is corn on the knob
Thomas doesn't wipe very good after he takes a shit and his girlfriend is gonna get to perform corn on the knob
by Facia February 26, 2019
A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.
by Nuggette January 10, 2018
by Rosieola2013 September 17, 2015
A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.
by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
by gofvckyourself March 06, 2022