Jamie gargan

A walking machine that gives the woman a run for his money

‘Man being cool’
Sardine”look! He’s a Jamie gargan.”

by Cletus hairberry October 3, 2020

jamie

jamie is the type of boy who is always there for you no matter what, he’s the only person you will ever need to be happy. he has so much talent and tons of people are amazed at it. he is so funny and he will never fail to make you laugh. if you come across a boy called jamie, keep him forever he will make your life a million times better.

if you have a jamie, you are extremely lucky.

by lola <333 April 13, 2020

Jamie

If a man is named Jamie, they will with no doubt get a lot of girls. He is a gift from god and an angel from the heavens.

"Did you see Jamie was out last night? I am so jealous of that girl that just got railed"
"Bro Jamie's dick is so massive, I wonder how it could fit inside someone."

by Alcibiadesnuts April 21, 2022

Jamie

The biggest Primeape in the jungle

Wow that monkey is so big!

It must be a Jamie

by a regular memer boi December 14, 2016

Jamie

A short ass midget that thinks she’s not delusional but in all reality we all know she is and she is a heroine Addict:) but I’m gonna be nice she has cute dimples

Jamie is a heroine addict

by Jonnycash101 September 29, 2020

Jamie

Jamie is a fat fucking simpleton who spends his free time eating, sleeping (very little), complaining about literally nothing and smoking copious amounts of marijuana that he bought with his universal credit money. Jamie will literally snort vape liquid up his nose because he bums off it that much.

Person 1: hey is that a simp?
Person 2) no it’s just Jamie the silly cunt!

by oesn March 2, 2020

Jamie

he most likely spends most of his time in his room playing Fortnite and he calls innocent people smelly and he is trash at Minecraft. and he also spends hours watching Ali- A

"you wanna hang out with Jamie?"
"no, he called me smelly :("

by EnlightenedOne_ July 3, 2020