When you’re too drunk/stupid to realise that you’re the but of the jokes but you’re just happy to be apart of the fun
That guy keith was absolutely hawked last night when we were laughing at him when he didn’t even notice.
by hughiedooley March 16, 2021
Get the Hawkedmug. by spitonthatthang June 20, 2024
Get the HAWK TUAHmug. by Climatehawk2 December 10, 2019
Get the Climate hawkmug. An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.
Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!
Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*
Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.
Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?
Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!
Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*
Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.
Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?
Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
by hotmaildotcom1 September 18, 2015
Get the Cock Hawkmug. A nickname given to someone who screeches like a hawk during intercourse, and looks like a hawk while naked.
by Dildozz69 July 12, 2016
Get the rat hawkmug. Marinette's daddy!!
Obsessed with Ladybug. Even when he had the opportunity to fix the past - which would have brought back his wife, Emilie Agreste, he chose to go after Ladybug and her miraculous instead.
The only one who can tame Marinette/Ladybug.
After all, she treated so many guys like doormats: Luka; Cat Noir; Nathaniel - the only person she’s a doormat for us Adrien, but Adrien is a doormat to his own father and can never say no to his daddy.
If you didn’t know, then you know!
I know this definition will get a lot of dislikes, but I don’t care! I said what I said - take it or leave it! Someone needs to say the truth about Marinette - she’s no angel! >:)
Obsessed with Ladybug. Even when he had the opportunity to fix the past - which would have brought back his wife, Emilie Agreste, he chose to go after Ladybug and her miraculous instead.
The only one who can tame Marinette/Ladybug.
After all, she treated so many guys like doormats: Luka; Cat Noir; Nathaniel - the only person she’s a doormat for us Adrien, but Adrien is a doormat to his own father and can never say no to his daddy.
If you didn’t know, then you know!
I know this definition will get a lot of dislikes, but I don’t care! I said what I said - take it or leave it! Someone needs to say the truth about Marinette - she’s no angel! >:)
by TinnyTalksTruth November 12, 2023
Get the Hawk Mothmug. Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!
Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.
Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...
Oh mom, stop hawking.
Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...
by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019
Get the Stephen Hawkingmug.