You're a great guy

A basic phrase used by females on guys who they just don't want. The phrase should always be ignored, even in cases where it may seem as thought the female is sincere (which rarely happens).

Bob tells his friend that he thinks that Michelle likes him because she told him the following:

I want to suck you're dick

You're a great guy

I would like to date you

When we have sex I don't want you to use a condom

Although it may seem as if there are four phrases telling Bob that Michelle wants him, there are in actuality only three, for "You're a great guy" is a masic program installed in females as soon as they learn the english language and develop a desire for guys.

by LuveDeezNutz666 January 31, 2009

Second Great Contraction

The worldwide financial crisis of the late 2000s that started with widespread the American subprime mortgage defaults and led to the collapse of many overleveraged Wall Street firms such as Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers. The resultant recession has been deep and both monetary and fiscal policy have taken unprecedented steps in order to curtail its negative impact in efforts to prevent the credit markets from freezing and to stimulate spending.

Everyone keeps comparing the Second Great Contraction to the Great Depression, but only time will tell how similar they truly are.

by berryfrusion June 14, 2009

Great Falls, Montana

A place where you live when you have no coping skills.

"Wow, the ER in Great Falls, Montana sure is busy for a Friday night."

"That's because no one in this town has any coping skills"

by katiak March 26, 2009

great gugala mugala

pure mugala

"He is a pure mugala" =>a real hero

by Tchaka Ndhlovu October 14, 2003

the Great Joe Bivins

A great philosophical leader of the 21st century, also known for his written works, his musical prowess, and his astounding photoshop skills. He enjoys long walks on the beach and fine dining so long as it's fast food...

The Great Joe Bivins is a really great guy, and I wish I knew him better.

by Joe Bivins March 23, 2005

Great Brown Shark

When you lay a big turd and a second triangular turd lands on top of it. With the main turd submerged, and the top of the secondary turd sticking out of the water.

Dude! I have been meaning to tell you of the highlight of my weekend! A turd variant. So, two pieces... big brown turd, then secondary turd that landed on top of the first making a shark fin or Great Brown Shark, sticking out of the top of the water. I should've taken a picture!!

by CTS Jokester July 14, 2009

Great White Cunt

GWC for short. An elusive Australian creature that's rarely in photos, leeches off whatever close relatives are in the area and is an all round cum-guzzling ginger tightarse. Also known as 'Springfield Leech' or more disappointingly, 'Blade'.

Donald: Who stole my ice break???
Sandie: Oh no... it couldn't be...
Donald: You don't think...
Sandie: The Great White Cunt strikes again!

by Sabrajay July 10, 2018