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Goofy Goober

Goofy Goober - A goofy goober is someone who is retarded to the point that they don’t know what a simp is.
Sam Burke is a Goofy Goober honestly 🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️
by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020
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goofy nuts

someone you dont know who just looks stupid or acts stupid
look at that goofy nuts over there.
no i dont know that goofy nuts
by trey August 26, 2004
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gooey guyser

when a guy cums in a girls mouth she swallows he sticks it in her pussy and she pukes it back up
i had to clean up the floor because my girl friend pulled a gooey guyser
by Bob Mcfish June 3, 2007
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gooey nut

He busted some gooey nuts in her
by 🚝 February 14, 2014
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gooped

gooped is when got get fucked by someone.

it is mostly used when someone that works in your school like when they give you a shity computer.
The school gooped me with this computer
by Kuto Ace August 23, 2018
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Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)
Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.
by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003
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GoofyRetard

To have been Beaten so Severely to Cause mental difficulties, Sillyness, Unable to control bladder functions and to be utterly Stupid.
you've been beaten into a GoofyRetard
by Matthew Ohrenberg June 20, 2003
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