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Goon dodging

The act of 6 people in 2 teams of 3 jerking off at each other while dodging cum shots
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025
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Moon Gooning

A term invented by TheDooo on YouTube.

A ritual where you go out at night and do some wacky sh*t.
TheDoo: Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight.
by Atoxtor November 29, 2023
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flicker goon

a higher intensity form of gooning developed thousands of years ago by the ancient Romans
Friend A: I can goon for 8 hours straight.
Friend B: Yeah? Well, I can flicker goon for 7 seconds.
by eshack May 24, 2024
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Goon Rage

When your mad but also gooning
I’m gonna goon rage on this guy if he says another word.
by Gooningmonkeynegro February 7, 2025
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the goon method

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
Gooning is an effective way of conserving time, energy, and mind. You will study less, absorb more, and have more time for self-betterment. I present to you the goon method.

person A:"did you hear Kula failed that exam"
person B: "I heard he studied for like 2 days straight for that"
person A: " he clearly hasn't mastered the method the goon"

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
by GoonMethod April 19, 2018
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Goons

Group of people that will do whatever they can to keep people up at night.
Last night at the sleepover I got woken up by the blue pants and the goons
by Fat Perez January 14, 2025
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Strawberry Goon Sauce

Strawberry Goon Sauce - a combination of discharge, cum, and menstruation blood from a female
“Hey did you hear that after Grace and Michael fucked, his dick was covered in her strawberry goon sauce?”
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024
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