Satire Pony

a master. just a master at satire....to the point you confuse all the other masters.

Rhonda: That guy over there, standing in front of the burning man statue being grumpy is a total snarkle pony.

Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.

by Misandrist September 29, 2015

Ponied

To be sucked into defending someone's base because they fell asleep unshielded mid raid and began to be raided themselves.

JT pony Dr.Zarkhov and i were raiding XCOM the other night fighting xcom for their friends goods when pony fell asleep unshielded MID RAID! Had to defend him for 2.5 hours. We got ponied.

by MoðiÞorson October 3, 2023

Shwdi Poni?

An example of Welsh slang used by youngsters, which simply means “Alright?”

Dafydd: “Hey”
Ianto: “Shwdi Poni?”
Dai: “Hi”

by ThatHarryBloke February 11, 2020

Flopsy mopsy topside pony

When longish hair is worn in a ponytail on the top of the head so that it looks like a mop and flops around.

The girl flounced over to her friends wearing her flopsy mopsy topside pony like a school yard name badge.

by Sammie75 March 7, 2020

Pony

The magical word used by an amazing friend to screw over one of her closest friends in Scrabble.

Also an inside joke between Home Chicken and Maroon.

Look what I got for your birthday, Homer. A Pony (sarcasm). A fucking Pony. 😁🐎

by PoolPlayingPony August 1, 2019

blow pony

A bitch nigga who can't get head.

My ex is a blow pony.

by Bitch.. January 6, 2016

Chuck Pony

Muscle spasm (most often experienced in the calf muscles known as a Charley Horse) which occur in the forearm.

She went outside to exercise, became dehydrated and got a Chuck Pony in her forearm.

by Lynn’L Bean October 6, 2025