flat trot

British term for a slow horse, aka a stupid person

Don't be a flat trot, google it and figure it out yourself

by Psubabbler February 27, 2017

flat leaver

Someone who leaves another person in a partnership because they got done with the task first.

"Joeh you are a flat leaver!!"

by Raymond Carlson February 15, 2017

flat hand rub

When you squeeze a fat boys dick and then rub it with a flat hand

I flat hand rubed big willz

by Big willz March 11, 2019

Nat flat

A natural flat bar found in a public area

Lets skate downtown, i know some good nat flats.

by LKSLKJDSLKDSDFLKJ January 7, 2010

Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

Flat Sausage

A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.

Matt recieved a Flat Sausage and did not like it.

by Searsisdead February 4, 2016

Flat

A house or place you are staying at.

(British term)

Will, are you coming to my flat tonight?

by Ariana Evans October 10, 2019