Chris wood depression

the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you

Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(

by lorelaixfaith on tiktok January 6, 2021

Type 15 Depression

When you reach peak despair and went mentally insane in Valorant.

Jaydon - *gets run and headshotted*
Jaydon - "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Jaydon's mom - "What is wrong with you Jaydon? This game has literally made your life miserable. You're even taking out your anger by beating your brother up. I'm taking you to a therapist."

Therapist - "Your son has Type 15 Depression."

by patonhill January 9, 2021

go commit depression

making someone get depression no reverse cards or no u nothing can stop this.

go commit depression!!!!

by unteched March 20, 2021

high on depression

Accepting the depression, embracing it

Dan: I’m high on life

Mecca: I’m high on depression hbu Kay
Dan: what does high on depression mean?
Mecca: It means Accepting the depression, embracing it.

by Danthebot April 30, 2021

pre hondo depression

Pre-hondo depression is the sadness you feel before taking a massive shit.

Hondoer: *cries* this hondo is making me feel so bad-
probably my pre hondo depression kicking up *intense sobbing*

by bigstinkmilf October 27, 2021

Post Valve Depression

A strange and sad feeling one gets whenever they remember or realize that Valve will never make a continuation of amazing games such as Half Life or Portal.

“Man.. thinking about how HL3 or P3 will never happen is just a whole deal.”
“Buddy. Thats Post Valve Depression.” *pat pat*

by Anakinnie April 19, 2022

post pussy depression

A state of depression which can be triggered by reminders of a sexual occurrence that once feels deep regret for. A morally injurious act. Treatment involves avoiding reminders of the act, such as perfumes, locations, or sleeping with her sister.

Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.

Son, you have post pussy depression. I told you, you're thinking with the wrong head.

by straightupdrunk August 1, 2022