Decrapitated

When the body is impacted by an object, of appropriate weight and size, to cause an immediate visceral voiding of the bowels.

Dude1: Hey did you hear what Karl's drunk ass did last night?
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated

by Broham64 December 14, 2021

decoren abendregen

the thing that people spam everywhere in the GD comment section because it uses that song or contains a picture of that one guy

"decoren abendregen"

by that extremely specific thing January 19, 2023

Decentralize

To slam somebody on the ground; perform a takedown

Subject was violent and ignored lawful orders, resisting arrest, so he had to be decentralized to be taken into custody

by Whoopty Doo! January 30, 2023

double decker outhouse

Possibly the worst invention in history. The double decker outhouse is, quite literally, two toilet stalls stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.

Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?

Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.

Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?

by double decker loo May 7, 2009

Lower Decker

The act of defecating in a urinal. Commonly done in a old fashioned urinal system in which the water does not flush, leaving a wretched stench and a very unusual surprise for any unsuspecting person who wishes to urinate.

"This school dance sucks!, i'm going to take a lower decker in the bathroom."

by Papa Panda January 2, 2012

double decker twerk

The action of twerking while on top of someone else who is also twerking. Created by Ian and Anthony of Smosh during their seven hour live-cast for their Food Battle The Video Game fundraiser

Anthony: I'm going to stand on your back and twerk
Ian: Double Decker Twerk! You ain't got S**t on this

by 4evannjafitr360 September 5, 2013

impulsive decisions at 4:18 am

something ur friends and you do at 4:18 am.

i titled my friends essay “impulsive decisions at 4:18 am” and might have accidentally turned it in. #whoops #thatsafail

by #swaggin July 11, 2019