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Dr. Jon Reach Around

A “loving embrace,” done with the utmost care and the gentlest touch by a healthcare professional while the patient is concentrating on their alimental concerns, questions they are being asked about general health trivia while they are being entertained with bright lights and Snellen charts, or otherwise distracted by the doctor’s slight of hand. Sometimes seen as a test of a patients fortitude and potential, this act, while not intrinsically sexual, is often referred to in doctoring circles as the first foray of the lonely and overeducated in their professional mating rituals or “social networking” in and outside of their immediate circles.
I went in to see if I needed new glasses and while I was there I was given the “Dr. Jon Reach Around.” I’m not sure if my vision is any better but I’ve met my co-pay for the year. All things considered, I’m happy with my new provider.
by Ken Limnac April 23, 2021
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Dr. Cleetus

A man who loves to commit feetus DELETUS and owns a laboratory of yeetus to commit these acts
Dr. Cleetus: O, laboratory of yeetus, commit feetus DELETUS!
by FireBlazeInferno April 27, 2021
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Dr. Pepper

Person : I wish I had a sweet refreshing drink after a days of hard work....
THE Dr. Pepper : *hands you a dr. pepper* it's the sweet one!
Person : Hey thanks! Wait.. HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE? Eh, doesn't matter right now *sips dr. pepper*
by micxtz May 5, 2021
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Dr_Mett

A phenomenon that occurs when an innocent minecraft player does something that a certain "fleischprdoukt" does not like. Sometimes it can ruin lives and sometimes it is just extremely annoying!
A: Dude, I got Dr_Mett'd today
B: Rly? What did you do?
A: Say I dont like /p h Kartengarten
by herbertr May 13, 2021
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Dr. Gettman Cosplay

Khaki shorts or pants that make you look like a middle aged physics teacher.
"Some (Abbey) mock my fashion sense and call it 'Dr. Gettman Cosplay'. I say I'm ahead of my time.
by Abbey S. Demosthenes May 31, 2021
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Dr pepper

Dr Pepper>coke<pepsi
Dr pepper>pepsi
by Augaj June 12, 2021
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Dr. Bless

You: who the hell is Dr. Bless??
Me: Dr. Bless your fucking pussy
by luckyisavirgin June 17, 2021
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