A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
by The start June 25, 2022
Get the Mayoman danny sandwitchmug. by Blackmonkey33ilikemenwo August 1, 2023
Get the Dannymug. FUCK BOY. FUCK BOY. FUCK BOY. He’s a player and HE WILL PLAY WITH YOUR DAMN HEART AND BREAK IT PLAYING BASKETBALL. SHORT ASS FUCKING SHRIMP BOY.!!!!!!!!!
kaylee: oh look at that cute boy on tik tok his name is Danny
Karen: oh hell nawl bitch he’s a playerrrrr.
Karen: oh hell nawl bitch he’s a playerrrrr.
by 1-800 suck a bitches tit . Com November 28, 2019
Get the Dannymug. A fat fuck that no one loves at every party he takes all the food and eats it he smells like shit and nobody likes him no women would ever date that fat fuck he has dandruff and a stench wall that protects him from any attack he’s ass at every sport and shit at fifa
Kathy”you see that fat ass over there he smell like utter shit”
Kennedy”oh that kid his name is Danny he has a crush on your”
Kathy”eww wtf im gonna kill myself as slow as possible now I can smell him from here
Kennedy”oh that kid his name is Danny he has a crush on your”
Kathy”eww wtf im gonna kill myself as slow as possible now I can smell him from here
by Cuntsen May 23, 2022
Get the Dannymug. To seduce the bartender in the hotel that you are staying in, and to fuck them in said hotel room.
In generic form, can be used to summarize any slutty act, of which the one performing aforementioned acts, has no regrets.
In generic form, can be used to summarize any slutty act, of which the one performing aforementioned acts, has no regrets.
by Swagamus July 28, 2016
Get the Pull a Dannimug. Danny is just downright adorable. His smile lights up the room, and his charm is off the charts. With that twinkle in his eye, he's got everyone swooning. Danny's not just cute on the outside; he's got a heart of gold too. He's the kind of guy who makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
1: Wow have you seen Danny?
2: yes! Isn't he so adorable?!?!
1: YES! and soooooo nice too. I think I'm falling in love 😍
2: yes! Isn't he so adorable?!?!
1: YES! and soooooo nice too. I think I'm falling in love 😍
by Amore.MP3 April 8, 2024
Get the Dannymug. True warrior straight forward if your lucky to come across one keep them they are survivors and will forever back a true friend family orientated man with big ambitions #keeper
by Danny minton December 16, 2019
Get the Danny mintonmug.