A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
Get the boyfriend chairmug. by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022
Get the that one chair at 3AMmug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the 《¤》Language《¤》Is《¤》A《¤》Folding《¤》Chair《¤》mug. A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 9, 2020
Get the Chair birdmug. A comfy cottage chair, often constructed of red cedar. Sometimes incorrectly referred to by the plebeian term "Adirondack chair", as cottages in the Adirondacks were more accessible to the general population.
by cottagecountry June 29, 2015
Get the Muskoka chairmug. An individual who, while confined in a school classroom, makes the decision to toss every large object he can get his hands on out the second story window. With no concern to those walking below.
by ToxicBuhs November 3, 2025
Get the Chair Throwermug. The passenger seat of the car, used for parking in a quiet layby and performing Oral Sex (Slops) on your passenger.
"Evie, is there room for a lift in your car?"
"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."
"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."
by RobbieTheRaceCar February 24, 2025
Get the Slops Chairmug.