Juan Carlos Bodoque

God.

Juan Carlos Bodoque is so god.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024

Carlos

usually autistic, sometimes has a girlfriend but she does not know he is female. Retardation can strike anyone, especially Carlos'

Nurse: Wow this Carlos I am taking care of sucks
Everyone else: We should water board him
Carlos: eheh

by AOUEGKHKL October 18, 2019

Carlo

Adorable puppy

Man#1 : Hey look at this dog Carlo, so adorable!

by AsjkelJH October 18, 2021

Carlo

Carlo is a natural born pimp!

From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.

Carlo HES our hee hee man

by The Giza December 1, 2019

Agustin Carlo

He's so easy to be with. I love his sense of humor. At first he's acting like a serious father, you can't even joke to him. But when you get to know him, everything will become memorable. I just became close to him in chats. He's my best friend ex mu, that's why I can't fall in love with him

Agustin Carlo is a very good friend.

by nyeam_beatrice June 7, 2021

Frosty Carlos

To get a Frosty Carlos is to be fucked within an inch of ones' life, typically as a result massive trauma

Thing 1: "What happened to Jim?"

Thing 2: "Maeve gave him a Frosty Carlos..."
Thing 1: "That explains the crutches and neck brace."
Thing 2: "Yeah, what a lucky guy."

by swirlyskull May 5, 2023

Carlos

Carlos is so dumb and idiotic but I low-key like him.

Carlos is stupid.

by rawr5938 October 13, 2022