Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015

bailbread

The funds required to temporarily release an incarcerated individual whilst awaiting trial for a criminal offense.

“I tolds you we neva gon get that bailbread from him, girl.”
“We finna get Duvaughtay…. Errbody git out yo wallets… we need sum bailbread, niggaz!”
“I’m gon beat dat bitches ass if she don’t pay me dat bailbread she owe me.”

Police Officer: “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and………”
DeMarfrey: “Ay! Get sum bailbread niggas! 12 ain’t playin today!”

by demarfrey.johnson April 23, 2016

Bailey

Someone that wants to finger-bang Madison Sapp

Oh yea I wanna Bailey her

by Pleader August 21, 2016

Bailey

Someone that wants to finger-bang Madison Sapp

Oh yea I wanna Bailey her

by Pleader August 21, 2016

baileys bagels

an amazing person who loves chassidy cause chassidy is her best friend in florida
bagels also is very hyper and funny and sensitive

baileys bagels is pretty chill and got sad when chass left

by buuuumble beeezz July 30, 2016

bailey power

The act of Shiting on top of a car and sliding back and forth rubbing shit all across the car before finally shoving the car's windscreen wiper firmly up your ass and out your nose.

Girl 1 "Did you see John do a Bailey power on my car"
Guy 1 "No that must have been disgusting"
Girl 1 "It was really messed up"

by Butthole 301 May 13, 2016

Bailey Jacobs

A big bitch that likes to take others boyfriend and is a hoe

That Bailey Jacobs girl is such a hoe

by Babydoll883 October 4, 2016