brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

Brian

Brian is a short king.

Brian cant reach the cans on the high shelf

by Bryyyyyyan November 17, 2023

Brian santos

The art of not shaving you’re stubble and claiming that you shave daily

Bro you’re literally Brian santosing right now

by Fartsmickle84 November 17, 2023

brian crowder

Brian crowder is a straight dawg, Brian is a great football player and wears number 1 since he’s such a guy. we love B1

People call me brian crowder when im on the field.

by Rustyy_579 November 20, 2023

Brian Thomas Jr.

The best athlete to ever play the game of football. 6'4 and standing at 205 pounds, he's a great deep threat and can dust his defender with his long strides. Clearly overshadowed by Malik Nabers and Drew Graves (😤🍃) Also won the award for most attractive man back to back to back starting in 2021. 63 catches for 1,117 yards and 17 tds, leading the fcs. Best receiver to ever come out of LSU, hometown being Walker, Louisiana.

Who is the GOAT of all sports?

Gotta be Brian Thomas Jr.

by BrianThomasfrfr January 26, 2024

Brian L

Brian is a masculine name that can be described as the reason the people he loves are always taken care of. He's incredibly kind and would give the shirt off his back to help someone in need. His family is always taken care of by him and even when he feels he can't handle it, he does anyway and makes it very hard for anyone else to see. Its a very special thing to be named Brian, even more special to be loved by one.

"I am in love with Brian L"

by Hisgfforver January 31, 2024

The Brian Effect

the effect is being racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist or overall making edgy jokes in a conversation with someone
it is an effect that occurs when hanging out with brian a lot

Example 1
Black guy: “hey brian i ate a banana today”
Brian: “you know why”

Black guy: “why”
Brian: “cause your a monkey”
Example 2
Arab guy: “hey Brian how was your flight”
Brian: “great im glad you weren’t on it”
Arab guy: “why do you say that”
Brian: “cause you would’ve made some towers collapse”
The Brian Effect makes people edgy

by biggieballs777 April 27, 2023