13th of august

Fake day!
Fake everything

Fake orgasm
Fake questions

Fake break ups
Fake everything

13th of august is a date where you fake everything

Son “Hey mum I love you…”
Mum “aawww how sweet, I love-“
Son “HAHAHAHA KIDDING!!! ITS FAKE DAY I FUCKING HATE YOU PIECE OF SHIT”

by buckskin6 August 11, 2021

August 02

On August 02, we kidnapp all fortnite kiddos and then destroy the platforms that they play on. It happens once every two years, so we have more platforms to destroy.

'' Man, August 02 is tomorrow! No kiddo has a phone to destroy sadly... But I do have like 5 kiddos in my house! ''

by Minikikibikkishikii May 28, 2020

August 20th

THIS IS THE DAY THE MOST HANDSOME FINE ASS MF BOY WAS BORN HIS NAME IS TAYTAY UGH HE'S MY BABY BOY NOOB FACE

Antavis farted and he was born on August 20th

by i'm hes May 25, 2021

August 4

Happy birthday Naomi <33

Omg..its august 4th go tell Naomi happy birthday <3 !

by xsyrl.ny <33 August 4, 2021

August 16

The day Where you should penetrated your partner in front of his/hers parents

August 16 gonna be a movie

by KillAllRats November 21, 2019

August 10

A day where dumb bitches names rayden were born

“Omg you know that dumb bitch rayden yeah it’s her birthday today august 10”

by Jahs mom October 19, 2019

august 2

National Trumpets suck day

Anon: Bro its August 2nd, its national Trumpets Suck Day!
Aron: Bro no way!

by trumpetssuck August 2, 2022