MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING

It's a CAPITAL 0NE offense insurance policy.

KELLER FAIRBANKS G0 T0GETHER

Listen ANAL ALAN JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDIPHILE BUDDAH ALAN I WALDMAN as even if it is another partner you have MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING from the HUMAN B0WEL to keep doing everyday and they know lately you slacked off from doing it.

For like chewing gum as a nice cold piece of SHIT that is MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING as it's pizza day ALL YOU CAN EAT as cram that in your FUCKING INTESTINES and do us a FAVOR go to bed early tonight ANAL ALAN and make up your missed MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING responsibilities for major egotizing.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 18, 2022

lala(ing)

When you do something really dumb like getting your head stuck in the fridge

Oh you got your head stuck in the fridge? I guess you're lala(ing) it

by dora the fridgehead June 24, 2024

Ice Berg-ing

Ice Berg-ing is when you cut a glory hole in the bottom of a snack size ice cream carton and do not finish eating until you either bust a nut or finish the Ice Cream.

*Girl sitting in Ice CreamShop*

“I was in Brandon’s house the other day and seen a picture of Dr. Phil taped to a Ben&Jerrys carton and when I went to pick it up it started dripping extra salty vanilla ice cream”

“Oh hell nah he must be Ice Berg-ing again”

by TheGreenTurtle April 17, 2019

Sushi-ing

When two or more girls go get sushi. (its a gurl thang)

Hey you want to go sushi-ing with me and Sarah, Jodie?

by Ghostgoo September 8, 2016

Cheese-ing It

To fail poorly when said fail could've been easily avoided.

*Joe misses the ball*
Will: Joe you idiot!
Joe: i'm just fucking cheese-ing it

by WagnerTheHunter June 20, 2018

Brrr!ing

Verb

Literally what your body, brain, hands, legs do when you Brrr!

I'm literally Brrr!ing right now!

by Flying_on_arokette_ship July 21, 2021

Ted-ing out

The verb ~Ted-ing out~ is to overthink to extreme lengths, as done by Ted Mosby in the show How I Met Your Mother

Girl 1: What if there's no spaces for the job by tomorrow? I have to get my application in tonight!
Girl 2: Bitch, you're totally Ted-ing out rn, you only found out about the space this morning.
Girl 1: Slut tf does "Ted-ing out" mean

by not.beanie July 30, 2023