Hump-A-Dump

When your extremely horny that u put on porn and dry hump a pillow/Blanket then after cumming you fall asleep

When my brother leave my house after im going to do a Hump-A-Dump and call it a night

by MyPPHurtsAlittle September 15, 2021

Tickley Steel Hump

The thrust of an angry man during sexual infercourse while he is shouting "I am Iron man" and the other person involved is laughing.

"Hey Naomi, want to come round mine for a tickley steel hump?"

by XxCoolKidxX69 February 3, 2017

Hump Day Blues

The bleak feeling one gets in the middle of the week.

I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!

by MrJuice November 20, 2019

Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.

1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

by АлександрМ August 7, 2023

Gorilla Hump

Performed by a male on a female during a bang session. While the female is laying down on the bed the male stands up and falls forward. On the fall forward the male inserts his cock into the vag. keep in mind that if you miss your dick will b snapped off.

I give kevin a 10 on the Gorilla Hump he just performed.

by CockDiesal August 13, 2009

sacrum humping

bottom guy (or girl) lies prone, and top/dom girl, who usually masturbates by humping pillows, rides spinous tubercles of lower back. gives guy feeling of being ridden and being a bottom bitch.

-do you miss eda?
-yeah man she was crazy but is an excellent at sacrum humping.

by ferever September 6, 2018

sandman hump

When yo bitch is passed the Fuck out and u wanna do the dirty, so u u just Fuck her anyway!

The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"

Yo man I totally sandman hump my girl every night.... worst part is...that dumb bitch really think it the sandman! Hahaha!

by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016