If You can read this you are probably not a Red Neck. If you have a computer you are probably not a Red Neck. The strongest supporters of "ignorance is bliss". Usually loves Nascar and John Deer.
by Hamiltore October 30, 2010

How do you know if you're a pencil neck geek? Check for the following symptoms:
1. You read Harry Potter books.
2. You're a liberal.
3. You cry a lot.
4. You receive flu shots.
5. You wear sandals with socks...colored socks.
6. You work in a "safe job" that involves an inordinate amount of bureaucracy, paperwork, or technology.
7. You design security software more complex than what it was designed to protect.
8. You're a virgin.
9. You have a discordant fashion sense, with questionable hygienne, but don't seem to notice.
10. Your greatest athletic accomplishment involves a mouse or remote control.
11. You can't hold your head straight.
1. You read Harry Potter books.
2. You're a liberal.
3. You cry a lot.
4. You receive flu shots.
5. You wear sandals with socks...colored socks.
6. You work in a "safe job" that involves an inordinate amount of bureaucracy, paperwork, or technology.
7. You design security software more complex than what it was designed to protect.
8. You're a virgin.
9. You have a discordant fashion sense, with questionable hygienne, but don't seem to notice.
10. Your greatest athletic accomplishment involves a mouse or remote control.
11. You can't hold your head straight.
On his way home from the Star Trek convention, Bobby's Chihuahua tore Eugene a new asshole. Eugene is a snot nosed pencil neck geek.
by Neil Gendreau October 30, 2007

NAKED CHICKEN = NECKED CHICKEN
NECKED meaning NAKED in urban settings and CHICKEN meaning well CHICKEN.
A necked chicken is a bird that brokers deals in the entertainment industry, one funny bird...and well no clothes (or feathers for that matter).
NECKED meaning NAKED in urban settings and CHICKEN meaning well CHICKEN.
A necked chicken is a bird that brokers deals in the entertainment industry, one funny bird...and well no clothes (or feathers for that matter).
by The nEcKeD cHiCkEn September 14, 2009

The pain and soreness in your neck directly caused by head banging at the Skillet show the night before.
by Chaboudy May 16, 2011

by Lexy spun da block November 29, 2020

by hub city fly March 17, 2008

oh, that guy was goose neckin' it!!!
by air re kah February 20, 2008
