The Marlin .22 Rifle

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.

Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch

by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025

11 22

This date is very special, because a special person was born 27 years ago today. Her name is Kamilė. She is smart and beautiful in and out and her besty just misses her so so much everyday.

Wish for a new year: follow your heart first and think later 👀

Happy Birthday my Best Friend ❤️

Oh, it's 11 22, you know what day it is?
It's Kamilė's birthday!

by luluIloveu November 22, 2021

07/22/2019

Remember the place where we met? well obviously you do and I'm going to tell you that there might be something waiting for you there

Really mimi? This shit again? xD
My foot is swole today alright? XD
I wanna rest a bit
Alright alright if you say so xD
so how the hell did your foot become swollen?

07/22/2019

by Lostnightcore November 9, 2019

August 22

Blowjob Day
Ask anyone to give you a blowjob and if you have their consent they will have to give you a 30 minutes blowjob.

Mike: OMG it’s august 22nd! Marie can i ?

Marie: Of course, come in the room

by LargeBigMacPlease August 22, 2023

August 22

National sneak out day

On august 22 you get to sneak out and your parents can’t get mad

by 4kdez2 July 4, 2022

April 22 2021

Are you prepared?

The day of reckoning may come are you prepared for April 22 2021

by WhoReallyKnowsTBH April 30, 2021

2012/1/22

this is my pookies birthday, if you dont know her get off this. Anywhoo, for my sigma, HAVE A SKIBIDI OHIO RIZZLER JUJU WALK SPIDERMAN BUZZLIGHTYEAR LIGHTINGMQUEEN BIRTHDAY SIGMA ALPHA WOLF !!!!! your birthday reminds me of the old chinese scholar, yung no moe !! iF YOUR SAD ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, SAD BACKWARDS IS DAS AND DAS NOT OKAY

Example:

2012/1/22 have a very cool birthday my, buzzlight year sigma

by syfrao January 8, 2024