Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.

Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.

by Jyds December 30, 2022

Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.

Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.

by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019

Phantom Pick Syndrome

Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.

"I feel like i have a hair pick in my afro, must be Phantom Pick Syndrome."

by blamebreadmaker July 28, 2024

western-phantom

An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.

"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."

by Q Roberts January 12, 2008

Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.

Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk

by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022

Phantom piss

a feeling like you are just adout to piss but cant. Typically after sex.

I busted a nut and like 2 minutes later I had a Phantom piss

by Banquet meals April 23, 2021

Poop Phantom

A person who moves silently like the wind while plotting to take a shit in a place where piles of shit don't belong! They crap all over their secret pooping spots and they sometimes shit all in their underware and leave them like a secret clue💩.

OMG Ethan!!! The poop phantom struck again! He took a huge shit all over the restroom that was out of order!!! He shit all over the walls and floor and even left his huge shitty panties on the floor!!! Damn Ethan, the Poop Phantom has struck again...

by The Real Queen Elsa May 22, 2016