Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
Get the Kicks me in the balls and steals my money mug.by NotAngelsNest October 28, 2017
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Eight Ball Syndrome
Eight Ball Syndrome
by my mAin Hack September 2, 2017
Get the Eight ball syndrome mug.(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
Get the shave your balls mug.A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.
May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017
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like dodgeball,
except,
rather than 1 person throwing a rubber ball at the other 10+,
wah-ball involves 10 or more people throwing tennis balls or rubber balls at one person - the "wah".
like dodgeball,
except,
rather than 1 person throwing a rubber ball at the other 10+,
wah-ball involves 10 or more people throwing tennis balls or rubber balls at one person - the "wah".
(A large group of friends standing round, one produces a tube of tennis balls)
Tennis ball guy: Lets play wah-ball.
Geek: No, I'm always the damn wah.
Randomer: Lighten up JM, wah-ball rocks!
Geek: Have you ever been the wah? didnt think so.
Tennis ball guy: Lets play wah-ball.
Geek: No, I'm always the damn wah.
Randomer: Lighten up JM, wah-ball rocks!
Geek: Have you ever been the wah? didnt think so.
by KatnuttKATASTROPHE January 4, 2009
Get the wah-ball mug.When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.
When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.
Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"
EWW man your fucken Newton baller?
Ever since Britney found out me and my friend were Newton ballers she's been trying to have us over non stop.
Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"
EWW man your fucken Newton baller?
Ever since Britney found out me and my friend were Newton ballers she's been trying to have us over non stop.
by Wallet105 October 20, 2019
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