Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019

Violet Face

Verb- A face used to display a painful reaction to a seriously unfunny joke.

Bro that joke that he made was so unfunny that i had to hit a Violet Face

by HariestTubman April 1, 2024

Face card never declines

Someone with a beautiful face.
A gorgeous and beautiful person.

Zendeya is gorgeous. Her face card never declines.

by Watermelanin February 25, 2024

gay face

A person whos face looks unexplainably gay. Nothing to do with their personality or sexuality. They just naturally look like they would make out with someone of the same sex. Straight or not.

Frankie Grande, Key (SHINee), That one twink from ZeroBaseOne?, Most Love Is Blind contestants, Yves from LOONA, Luka Magnotta, Momo (TWICE), Ryujin (ITZY)

Nicholas Galitzine (guy with dick sucking lips DSL), Taemin (SHINee), Ethan Slater (spongebob), Lisa (BLACKPINK), Miya (GWSN), Cate Blanchett, Wolfcut Kim Minjeong (aespa) and Kendall Jenner

Pointing someone out in a crowd:

“You see that guy over there with gay face?”

“Yeah”

“Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him”

by bitchionknowchile March 22, 2024

Pie-faced BUFFOON

insult for a buffoon (idiot) who is pie-faced.

He is a pie-faced buffoon because he stole my yogurt. "You pie-face buffoon!"

by Zangaroo1 January 31, 2020

his face

it was on a t shirt he told.me h e was afraid to dye hahahahahah

his face wsa on tshirr haha

by toilet struggler September 24, 2021

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022