Pull a Teddy

To evade responsibilities to have fun.
To run away from one's duties to do something else.

I was in a meeting but it was boring so I had to Pull a Teddy.
Rachel did not show up to the fundraiser, she pulled a teddy.

by RamvoX February 19, 2021

Southwest tug and pull

The act of Having your cousin pull on your flaccid penis well you spit in her mouth and your mom shoves a pop sickle stick in your ass

Karolinka did a southwest tug and pull with her cousin and mom!

by Giantniggapenis372 January 29, 2021

pull a ward

The act of telling your mates that you will go out with them, and then pulling out at the last minute, once they have committed

Don't pull a ward on me tonight.

by nodramacanefarmer November 19, 2015

Mexican tractor pull

The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.

After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.

by Stu Piddskinner February 10, 2021

Pulling a Georgie

a pause or break in continuity in a sequence or activity.

E.g. “Alec has been a bit of a ghost this week.” “Must be pulling a Georgie”

by A Georgie May 08, 2021

pulling a rachie

when for no awkward leaves friends in a instant

wow why you pulling a rachie

by nati1212 February 18, 2011

To pull a bytepitch

To fuck up majorly while dealing with things regarding employees and general business mamagement, especially if the action is illegal or causes a breach of contract.

CEO: Have you paid Adam yet?
HR person: No, we're withholding his last paycheck until he returns the equipment.
CEO: Has there been any trouble with that yet?
HR person: No, he's been cooperative so far.
CEO: Then why haven't you paid him yet? Do you want to pull a bytepitch on us, you moron!?

by Prosecutor August 08, 2022