National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National Chin Hickey Day

May 11 - when you give a hickey on your significant others chin

parker: “yo, today is national chin hickey day… get to goin!”

by bored.asf May 11, 2022

National Eat Ass Day

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.

“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈

by FreekNikk August 10, 2024

National twerk day

National twerk day is 19th of October and you get a whole day to twerd on anyone and as many people as you like for 24hours

Jack:steph
Steph:yeah...

Jack:*starts twerking on steph*
Steph:OMG JACK WHAT ARE U DOING
jack:it's national twerk day

Basically u can twerk an anyone u want without a consequence

by Your_ugly October 7, 2020

National Yes Day of all

This is the national yes day.
It's celebrated on July the first and it's a day where everybody have to answer yes to an incoming question. Even from random people.

Ex: National yes day of all.

Person 1 : would you like to go to the parc to run a bit ?
Person 2: yes here is the example

by Wondercaker February 28, 2023

National simp day

Every day of the year for boys called beginning w H,F,L,A and M

Watch out it’s national simp day again!!

by the dub21 October 17, 2020

National lick day!

U can lick their face arm any part of their body and they can’t get mad

National lick day! You have to lick at least 3 people for u to win

by Avery Finch/ Tyrone White April 11, 2019