Pulling the Matt

Saying one will return back soon but never actually coming back

James pulled a Matt and hasnt been back in 42 hours Pulling the Matt

by Grimeggs August 7, 2014

Pull a Jay

Going out to eat with someone, feigning illness, and leaving before the check comes.

I went on a date with this guy last night, but he did totally pull a Jay.

by mightymoe333 November 17, 2020

pulling an oona

disappearing for a while without letting anybody know

Sorry that i haven’t responded for a week.. I was pulling an oona.

by owntje December 20, 2020

to pull an Auri

When youre obviously better than the enemy player you're facing, but somehow choke to hard you want to end your life.

I pulled an Auri last game
I wrecked him so hard I think he pulled an Auri

to pull an Auri
pulling an Auri
pulled an Auri

by ArcadeSandwich May 30, 2018

Pulling a Molly & Lola

Sitting in your room on a Monday night polishing off three bottles of chancellor, frantically booty calling everyone you’ve ever spoken to and your entire hinge inbox.

“Did you hear about Jess whoring around last week?”
“Yeah she was pulling a Molly & Lola.”

by Prossy November 28, 2021

pulling a huey

To get caught masturbating by your mother

David sure will never be the same after pulling a huey last night.

by V pride gangsta August 27, 2010

Pulling a Houfe!ni

The act when one consumes so much food they weigh more than the observable universe and collapsing the entire time continuum and turning into a black hole.

Man 1 "Whoa, how is that guy becoming a black hole!?"
Man 2 " Oh, he's just pulling a Houfe!ni."

by Houf!eni December 14, 2024