National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

National Bobs and Vagena Day

October 17th we celebrate national bobs and vegena day

Omg i’m so excited for national bobs and vagena day!!!

by boobyeater699999 October 15, 2019

National Gf Day

On National gf day take your loved one (girlfriend) on a date/hang out with her. Don't forget to take pictures

-July 27th

Bf: bae let's go out today it's National Gf Day.

Gf: Okay bae I can't wait to see you!

by Layy:) July 26, 2023

National Kissing Day

On the 30.06 its national kissing day
You can choose which person you want to kiss and they have to!

Josh: kira do you want to kiss me?
Kirs: no!
Josh: but its National Kissing day!
Kira: oh you are right. Aight come here!

by Anonymous.112 June 29, 2020

National tickle Quade day

Tickle Quade on November 13th because Quade is so adorable.

Why is everyone tickling me. Because it is national tickle Quade day.

by J.C. Ratty November 11, 2025

National Quirky-ism day

On February 8 it is the duty of all of a certain persons mutuals to call them out on their homophobia

"I hate gay pll,
Post that on your story bruh 💀" -Quirky person
"Send me your address, it's National Quirky-ism day" - Gilbert (national treasure)

by Alex The Duck February 8, 2022

national 28th of december day

national 28th of december. Mental health for men day.

You should take this day to check up on all the men/boys in your life. Everyday should be the time to look after the boys and men in your life but this day especially

It's national 28th of december day, i love you men and boys

by Fairymimoolooloo December 28, 2023