Dirty chili dog

The act of partaking in anal sex while the person has chunky diarrhea. Than removing the poop covered penis and forcing the recipient to eat said chunky diarrhea off of the penis thus completing the dirty chili dog

Yo Becky let me give her a dirty chili dog she mad weird homie

by SpittyWasHere May 8, 2022

Filming my Dog

A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.

"what are you doing"
"oh nothing just filming my dog"

by BaskingMaw August 29, 2019

Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

Dog

The dog is a type of canine that was domesticated by humans.
It has the scientific name of Canis lupus familiaris and was originally descended from wolves.

I love my dog Duke.

by My dog Shyro October 21, 2021

European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".

That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

Fucking dog

When some cunt gets in ya fucking way like a brainless animal and ya get pissed at them fuck off.

Fucking dog cunt get out of my way

by anonymous June 24, 2022

Dogs

Them crusty dusty slimy grimy swine licking fingers of the feet

Man! You walking around with your dogs out on a Tuesday?

by Lord Pink Lemonade Jello March 28, 2023