fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week

James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up

by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024

Rew Dog

A fowl, lingering odor.

sailor 1: Damn Petty Officer Dingleberry, the office smells like Rew Dog! what did you eat?

sailor 2: Taco tuesday.....

by E4Mafia November 27, 2018

Crazy dog

Somebody known for popping off when things get real. Usually a humble brother that doesnt get mad unless they have to. They don’t always get mad at unimportant stuff but when they do you don’t want to be within a mile radius of them. Gets madder than they should sometimes just because they’re tapped like that.

JD-“ yo don’t mess with that niqqa Raeshawn hes crazy dog around here”

Willy-“wym I heard he was soft”
JD-“you’ll think that till he pops off lmao”

by OldDirtyRag March 16, 2020

Chili dog

A guy puts his cock in between a girl/guys buttcheeks and the girl/guy shits on the cock

Dude she did a chili dog on me last night

by Tea bottle July 2, 2016

High school dog chow

When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.

My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.

by The legendary trash fire January 25, 2022

dog-whistley

Adj. Used to describe questions asked to one seeking entrance to a fringe group/political cult. A dog-whistley question lets true believers know it's time to talk about the hard core stuff. "Samantha" on WEB OF MAKE BELIEVE (Episode 3, "I'm Not a Nazi") used this phrase to describe the way white supremacist group, Identity Europe, delicately asked her about "the Jewish Question."

These skinheads were asking me these dog-whistley questions about other races and then I realized they wanted to recruit me.

by Land Man September 14, 2022

Corn Dogging

When a person shoves a chopstick up another persons butt. Then the other person takes a dump, pushing the poo onto the chopstick. (resembling a corndog) The poop is then rolled in flour and put into a deep fryer. Once done its left to cool off for exactly 5 minutes. Then the "corndog" is inserted back into the persons anus.

Last night I gave my buddy a corn dogging.

Last-night's corn dogging session was grade-a superb!

by Mr. Corndog July 6, 2023