when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.
I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.
by Moogen31 August 10, 2011
When your eyes, nose, and mouth have all scrunched into the middle of your face.
When everything wants to be by your nose.
When everything wants to be by your nose.
by Teplous February 12, 2018
"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."
by TurntUp January 02, 2014
Face FOMO is a more isolated and intense type of FOMO (Fear of missing out) in regard to someone's face. It is typically coupled with crying into one's pillow or eating excessive bowls of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream. The only cure is staring at the object's face for which the Face FOMO exists for extended amounts of time without blinking.
Jocelyn formed a severe case of Face FOMO for her bae when she went overseas for a 6 month study abroad in Trinkantabala.
by NWE12 January 07, 2016
The appearance of a guy or chick after going down on a girl during her menstrual period. Also known as clown face.
by exploding cherry November 04, 2010
That face a dog makes when it's on its two hind legs panting and trying to reach you and while their heads are stretched upward, remember, the dog must be panting to make a fink face, and when the dogs head is stretched upwards, their necks kinda like, pull their cheeks, making their lips straighter and making their panting mouths a long breathing shape.
I was excited to meet my dog at back at home, she was so excited to see me!!! The cute little girl, her fink face was so cute when she was trying to reach up the door, her fink face made me awe so much!!!
by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022
by How it works November 21, 2021