Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I Two Faced her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020

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Cold Face Stealer

A man or woman who is obsessed with the perfect face, and will dig up freshly dead bodies to look at their faces and see if they have a perfect feature (Ex. Perfect Lips, Perfect eyelashes) If they do find someone with the perfect feature, they will cut it off and save it to be transplanted onto themselves later.

Alissa is so hot! Do you think she's a cold face stealer?

by Zenguin June 25, 2016

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Fuck Face

A person whom oozes ignorance, and does so with an open mouth and a closed mind.

"Did you hear what Bob did to BooBoo?"

"No."
"He slept with her sister!!"
"That Fuck Face!!"

by ThatOneBitchWithTheRudeNames April 2, 2015

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Face Fucked

When your edible kicks in.

Chrissy was face fucked by her sour razzapple edible.

by Icky4 August 20, 2022

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jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.

Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."

by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017

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