seamus the dog

A decent sized hairy Wiener💯💯

Person 7:wow you wiener is so long and hari
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch

by Listen Linda December 25, 2016

Filming my Dog

A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.

"what are you doing"
"oh nothing just filming my dog"

by BaskingMaw August 29, 2019

Wool-dog

A 'wool-dog' is a girl or guy who possess many negative character traits inherent in toxic people, but superficially seems to be nice.

The term mostly concerns appearance, as visually a wool-dog will look deceptively benign and disarming, but in fact has the personality of a viper.

This contrasts with toxic personalities that visually and behaviorally signal themselves from a distance, or genuinely nice and benign people who look dangerous and/or trouble.

Related to the term "a wolf in sheep's clothing".

Guy 1: "I'm kinda into Cindy, she looks so nice and sweet!"

Guy2: "Nah bro, she's a wool-dog."

by Just-A-Little-Emotional June 4, 2021

Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

Big dogs winky

Someone that consistently acts like a massive penis.

look at you, you big dogs winky...

by RCB666 August 26, 2016

Corn Dogging

When a person shoves a chopstick up another persons butt. Then the other person takes a dump, pushing the poo onto the chopstick. (resembling a corndog) The poop is then rolled in flour and put into a deep fryer. Once done its left to cool off for exactly 5 minutes. Then the "corndog" is inserted back into the persons anus.

Last night I gave my buddy a corn dogging.

Last-night's corn dogging session was grade-a superb!

by Mr. Corndog July 6, 2023

Dirty chili dog

The act of partaking in anal sex while the person has chunky diarrhea. Than removing the poop covered penis and forcing the recipient to eat said chunky diarrhea off of the penis thus completing the dirty chili dog

Yo Becky let me give her a dirty chili dog she mad weird homie

by SpittyWasHere May 8, 2022