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A 6-minute long song 'bout a guy going on a trip with his family to, you guessed it: The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota. From the soundtrack album 'UHF', made in 1989. UHF (1989) is also a movie you can watch on Tubi, or something, but one thing to note is, this song isn't ever used in the movie, ever. Of course, made by the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Or, y'know, the actual Ball of Twine In Minnesota. Located at 1st St, Darwin, MN 55324, United States. Made up by baler twine, Francis A. Johnson began rolling the ball back in 1950, and wrapped it for four hours daily for 29 years.
Dude 1: Yo, Dude, you ever heard about The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota?
Dude 2: You mean the song or the actual ball, Dude?
Dude 1: I don't know, Man.
Man: Well, that's Weird.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming...
Dude 1 and 2, Man: HOLY FUCK! IT'S "WEIRD AL"!
by weird al yankovic fan number f November 9, 2025
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Obama balls

The smooth and perfect balls of the man that appears to have no surname.
i think im addicted to watching Obama balls torture vids
by Castery July 29, 2021
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balls

by Jlithr33 November 18, 2021
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Lonzo Ball

Goated Bulls point guard who won’t stop getting injured. Currently out on a wrist sprain and is getting surgery on it. Was part of the 2016 Chino Hills squad. His brother LaMelo, is a star for the Hornets in Charlotte. About on same level as Josh Giddey currently. Part of the first half of the 2025 Bulls 4 win streak.
“Is Lonzo Ball on the court in today’s game?”
“No, he’s out on another injury requiring surgery, of course.”
by Aluminumbook March 16, 2025
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ball hazers

Rimless sport sunglasses, most commonly Costa Ballast worn by southern fraternity men during pledgeship. Most commonly seen during a lineup or tailgate.
Brother 1: Check out these new ball hazers I just got.

Pledgemaster: Those are awesome, do you want to lead tonights lineup?
by Braxton Bragg July 23, 2024
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This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
by STGINAZ February 7, 2017
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Jungle Ball

A style of football where there is not one correct set of rules.

While official football, or soccer, is played on a flat rectangular grass-filled or artificial turf pitch it can be played anywhere such as back alleys, vacant lots, and green spaces.

The environment or natural surroundings of the field is the origin of the word.

As a type of street game, players create their own rules to suit their needs and field conditions.
Oh jungle ball, no rules.
Hahaha crazy guys.
by World Map January 20, 2021
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