National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.

1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there

by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021

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national bOOb day

The day where boobs must be celebrated! The internet definition date of National Boob Day is August 2.

Hey do you know what day national boob day is?
Yeah I looked it up and it says August 2nd!

by luna is my dog jack is my cat August 4, 2021

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National Aliyah day is a day on august 15th where everyone should celebrate! It’s a day when a AMAZING GORGEOUS GOOD STYLE FRANK OCEAN FAN WAS BORN . AND EVERYONE SHOULD PARTY TIL THE NIGHT IS OVER👏🏻🙌🏻💁🏻 ♀️

“ omg it’s august 15th! Today is national Aliyah dayy! TIME TO PARTYYYYY

by Mommy_milkers101 August 14, 2021

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National Boss Day

January 21st is national boss day. the day everyone praises Mallory Skelly.

Omg it’s january 21st. i have to text boss happy national boss day!

by lesbian badussy January 20, 2022

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National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022

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National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day

A annual Twitter fad that comes around once a year where artists draw their own character sucking their own cock. Popular amongst furries and the MHA fans. If you miss out you're a loser!

"It's National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day! I drew Ryan the Hedgehog suck his own cock!" #nationaldrawyourowncharactersuckingitsowndickday

by Chevyman95 August 25, 2023

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