National Makeout Day

November 16 is National Makeout Day

1: what day is it?
2: it’s national makeout day!
1: oh really? it’s already november 16?

by EvTemp03 November 13, 2019

National Grace Leigh day

THE DAY TO CELEBRATE YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON EVER

Eg. It's national Grace Leigh day, I love her!!!
This is to celebrate your favourite person

by Stargalco March 20, 2023

national girl ask out boy day

a girl who has a crush on a boy ask them out on november 12

girl hey so i like you and i wanna be with you
boy wow i mean i do to

girl omg yes (thanks national girl ask out boy day)

by TheMeansMaster October 29, 2021

National slap your classmate day

March 2

Yay it's National slap your classmate day

by Scrvvjawdcrghbikm March 2, 2022

National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

opportunity nation

n. 1. Phrase coined by Mitt Romney to describe American economic policy as compared to Europe.
2. A nation where the rich get richer, and the poor get fucked.

"We are an opportunity nation." - Mitt Romney

by Erasmus Smith January 4, 2012

national lisha rae day

national lisha rae day is a day where we celebrate lisha rae and listen to her music

everyday is national lisha rae day

by yourememberthattttt October 4, 2024