A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.
Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
by gndhs December 11, 2008
Get the egg packermug. Earning the right to ride in the back seat of someone's car. Therefore simulating being chauffeur driven. Similar to shotgun and the rules are the same.
Driver "Hey Andy, do you want a lift to the arcade?"
Passenger "Yeah but I'm riding egg!!"
Driver "Ah man, I don't wanna be your chauffeur fool"
Passenger "Yeah but I'm riding egg!!"
Driver "Ah man, I don't wanna be your chauffeur fool"
by Matt_of_the_Bog December 13, 2010
Get the Riding Eggmug. Any obsolete or obscure device, equipment, piece of technology, or object, usually no longer being produced and seldom needed, with the exception of a single infrequent critical task.
Due to it's depreciated status, it is usually a near impossible item to acquire, however it is not necessarily expensive.
Due to it's depreciated status, it is usually a near impossible item to acquire, however it is not necessarily expensive.
IT Guy 1: To get Harvey's favourite astrology program to work, I'll have to somehow get a hold of a 5.25'' floppy drive.
IT Guy 2: Oh man, where you gonna get a dodo egg like that? No one's making floppy drives anymore! Can't you just get him a newer program?
IT Guy 1: I wish, but he insists that no other program will do. Besides, he pays hourly.
IT Guy 2: Oh man, where you gonna get a dodo egg like that? No one's making floppy drives anymore! Can't you just get him a newer program?
IT Guy 1: I wish, but he insists that no other program will do. Besides, he pays hourly.
by Whimsy September 27, 2010
Get the Dodo Eggmug. by Phenomentality January 14, 2011
Get the Robin Eggmug. A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.
by mister creepy February 23, 2011
Get the egg beatermug. Codename for: Pills and Coke which is a deadly combination when taken but it will get you energized and you can always get it for da L.O.
That dude just had some scrambled eggs and grits today he was feeling like iron man and now he shittin' on the game. That "we" shit just got played out real quick.
by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011
Get the eggs and gritsmug. by Whatatit May 14, 2017
Get the wet eggmug.