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hala wanker

Refers to a twat with zero football knowledge, usually a plastic fan and glory hunter who supports Real madrid but isn't even spanish
Whats his opinion on that player ?

doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker

Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?

Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker
by Coolbeans 1899 July 10, 2015
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Wanker

A British insult used for somebody acting stupidly selfishly or being a dickhead .
"You big fat Wanker"

"Tom was being such a wanker today"
by Gëørgìãå November 7, 2019
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Boneless Wanker

He's all boast, but no capability...
He talked about all the travel he'd done, and all his achievements, but he's just a boneless wanker...
by Zentas November 28, 2010
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Wanker

Wanker is a word that is generally used for terms of abuse, means someone who wanks, which is masturbates, but is almost used for insults. It is also synonymous with "tosser."
"Only a complete wanker would be fooled into believing this."
by anonymous April 3, 2024
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Wanker

The most commonly used curse word in Australia (besides from cunt)
Some wanker just came over and drank my pint of fosters?!
by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 15, 2019
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Trump Wanker

A hilarious derogatory term directed only at Trump supporters that was coined in 2018, inspired by "Bus Wanker" from the British sitcom "The Inbetweeners". This is where preferably in a mode of transport, going past a Trump supporter, leaning out the window, and shouting TRUMP WANKER. It's even funnier if there's more than one Trump Wanker and you use the wanking gesture.
So I was driving on my way to work and I saw a group of Trump supporters. Rolled the window down and yelled Trump Wankers at them. Got a good laugh out of it.
by Jame6sPascatore March 20, 2022
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finance wanker

A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.
Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"
by Some random guy down south December 10, 2017
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