twitter

when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it

"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!

by combinedbirdspower May 02, 2023

Twitter

The slave between your twat and shitter.

Have you seen my Twitter today?

by lickityspits June 08, 2023

Twitter

A platform used by unvaccinated jobless morons whose motto of life is to get offended by something and then use up that offended energy onto a worthless attempt to boycott a company and cancel a person.

"Don't do that buddy, you might trend on twitter if someone notices what you did"

by SoggyFlake December 02, 2020

Twitter

The only place on the internet that will make you say:

"Wow, perhaps killing Hitler was a mistake".

Ffs Twitter, just shut the fuck up.

by BasedErenYeager March 15, 2021

Twitter

An app for gay people lol

A: “Hahahaha I saw this funny meme on Twitter the other day, look!”
B: “Omg congrats on coming out!!”

by Modern Jesus February 25, 2021

Twitter

Donald Trump's search engine

Fuck Twitter

by koolcid633 June 04, 2017

Twitter

a disgusting hellhole where cancel culture originated

Person A: hi--
Person B: DIDYOUJUSTSAYHITHATSNOTCOOLWJEIOWOEIJEOIJEOIEJOJEOIKEWUIK
Person C: man, twitter really sucks

by jay ig June 27, 2021