hipster dyke

Wears skinny and/or tight-fitting jeans, band tees, and vegan shoes. Also may sport large aviator sunglasses and studded belts. Has a cool, laid-back attitude. Usually hangs out at coffee shops, the cinema, or local shows. Loves music and of course, hot girls. Examples are Tegan and Sara, Samantha Ronson, and Shane McCutcheon from The L Word.
See that hot hipster dyke over there? I'm going to go ask her out.
by hickschicks2010 June 29, 2009
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Hipster Cable

The act of sharing passwords for sites such as Netflix, Hulu, HBOGO, etc, in order to receive similar passwords.
Larry: I just gave Dave my Netflix password and in exchange he gave me his Amazon prime password.
Tim: That's a serious hipster cable network your building.
by Astroure June 10, 2013
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hipster dancing

n. the act of placing the hood over your head, sticking your hands in the front pocket of your hoodie, and bopping your head up and down being very careful not to lift your eyes away from your Chuck Taylor shoes.
HIPSTER DANCING can be done with or without your ipod head phones.
by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008
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Afghan Hipster

A person from the Afghan Descent who is interested of being a hipster. He loves smoking weed, riding his bike, hates blacks who act like Asian people, but loves blacks. He loves growing out his facial hair and peope think he is smart, cool, talented, and most funniest person ever, though some take is jokes really offending.
Dude look at this Afghan Hipster with his chants cracking those mad jokes and drawing in a piece of paper.
by Afghanhipster1993 March 09, 2011
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hipster parents

Moms & dads who were hipsters in thier post-college years, now older with indie kids.
Hipster parents in Brooklyn & Western Mass can often be found at music gigs with their indie kids, listening to performances by AudraRox, David Weinstone, Uncle Rock, The Nields, Gustafer Yellowgold, The Juice Pop's, and the likes.
by No name 2 April 07, 2007
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hipster envy

a condition suffered by working professionals who become mad with jealousy because they cannot participate in surprise-hipster-DJ revelry on random school nights.

hipster envy typically becomes a problem in your mid-30s, when you realize you actually require sleep.
Upon realizing that he could not go to a club to see a surprise DJ set by Diplo because he had to be at work early the next morning, Brian became overcome with hipster envy.
by hermjon November 09, 2010
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Hipster Lisp

A whiny tone, usually in regards to the exploitation of the proletariat.
Man, did you hear that hipster lisp in our Anthropology class?
by Eat, Pray, Love March 09, 2011
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