Titty hitter

When you hit clapstain keisha in the titties with a tennis ball after they call you an ass

Guy1: I hit clapstain in the tit with a tennis ball
Guy2: did it hurt
Clapstain: yes that shit hurted
Guy:3 so your a titty hitter

by Ltjimmy February 16, 2020

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Tough titty

In old Texan it means, "It's not that bad", "It could be worse", or "Make the best of it."

The saying in Texas that's been around for generations goes, "Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk's still good."

The titty may not be perfect, but you've got milk so stop complaining.

Son: "They messed up my order and put mayonnaise on my burger."

Dad: "Well, son...tough titty...scrape it off and eat the rest of it."

by JTM24 September 16, 2021

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Titty Teeth

Where a fully grown man or woman still has their baby teeth which makes their smile look almost cartoonish because they might still be sucking his mothers titties.

Dave: Hey Devin, I gotta ask bro, have you ever thought of going to the dentist to make your teeth closer together?
Devin: I have a condition where my baby teeth still haven't fallen out.

Dave: Oh you mean titty teeth?
Devin: I don't suck on my moms tits anymore you assclown.

by hammertime03131987 July 19, 2015

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Titty Tooth

When a man sends a apple tooth emoji to a woman, putting him on the national sex offender watchlist. Famous for being code to enter a large ring of crime, in a now secret court case from 2014.

BRO, YOU SENT A TITTY TOOTH YOU GOTTA UNSEND IT IMMEDIATELY

by Charli Chaplin January 5, 2021

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