by Charlie Damelio November 5, 2022

cutting off all of one's hair and subsequently putting said hair into a bowl (or a similar receptacle)
by benthehen October 16, 2008

by Faggot;) May 2, 2018

The act of getting off on greasy pubes flossing your cock deprived mouth and gums to the extent of depression when not getting your daily dose of fellatio forestry.
by Giov22 April 2, 2017

by often delighted May 20, 2022

by Fat tabby November 4, 2020

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
by goochy goochy April 15, 2023
