A residential lawn or area of extremely well maintained grass that only white people put the time and money into caring for. The effort in lawncare outweighs the effort they put into their own wife or children. Typically associated with a pair of green stained, white, New Balance shoes and a riding mower with a light beer.
by WhitePeopling November 6, 2024

by average grass enjoyer August 22, 2024

"I'm tired of hanging out with friends. It is time to be a chair in the grass and listen to the trees rustling and birds chirping."
by ill-paid September 23, 2016

Grass, a plant organism that grows from the ground which 50% of the children of earth hasn't touched yet due to being too young, or is too addicted to Fortnite and would rather look at Non-existent women instead.
by Sleepy_Joe69 May 25, 2021

The grids get dangerous after dark; all the grass honkies start their migration home from the bar
"If America don't come 'round, we got to burn it down. You better get some guns, brother. The only thing the grass honky respects is a gun."
"If America don't come 'round, we got to burn it down. You better get some guns, brother. The only thing the grass honky respects is a gun."
by Cornbread Fred June 22, 2023

The Grass Gang is a group created by 2 lovely young people. It is said to be the best gang ever; better than the Mulch Gang.
by mizukithesilly November 27, 2023
