Text Tease

Someone who continuously sends sexual innuendoes but has no follow through.

Dawn & Tracey text tease to Stan:

Do you want us to toss your salad tonight?

by Text Teaser May 16, 2009

Poop Text

Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet

Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.

by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010

Kamikaze Texting

While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.

“Some punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."

by bumpdraft December 5, 2012

Text Telepathy

Text telepathy is used when you receive a text message that is full of typo's or doesn't make sense. The receiver can usually figure out what the sender meant. Usually mistakes are made when texting because the keypad is too small, auto-fill kicks in, or simply because one's fingers are too big.

girl 1: I got this text message from Charlie which didn't make any sense. He told me to meet him at the molies.

girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?

girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.

by FASH1976 April 15, 2010

premature text

When someone sents you an unfinished text message, usually a fragmented sentence, which leaves you confused.

"Im trying 2 kick it with tom later, but he sent me a premature text!"

by Tre Florez July 3, 2008

Pre-text

Writing a text and saving as a draft before you go out drinking. After a few shots when you feel the need to "drunk text" it's already written, all you do is hit send. Prevents one from texting the wrong person, making themself lseem like a drunk a-hole who can't spell, and talks about random shit.

"Thank God for pre-texts, remember the last time we went out and I accidentally texted my mom asking what color her undies were."

by Sabotager December 20, 2011

RFA Text

Request For Ass Text: A booty call sent via SMS message.

I sent my ex an RFA text. He responded, "word" then came over and spent the night ...RFA complete!

by Christina Poulos August 26, 2007