Wank Stain Of A Bastard

When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.

Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:

by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020

dodgy stains

Stains believed to be self generated, possibly/probably of body fluid origin.

As in:-
He had some "dodgy stains" on his tighty whities

by Tom Busman January 10, 2014

Titty Stain

A stain on clothing or cloth caused by titties either by nipple leakage, or sweat appearing in a boob like shape.

She had to change shirts after breast feeding due to a titty stain

by Lovehandle October 14, 2010

Smear Stain

A certain person or object that fits the criteria of both Smear and Stain.

As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.

by DoctorPeterFile May 9, 2018

Rage Stain

The stains one occurs when at rage and any drink is spilled on your clothing.

"Yo you got mad rage stains in this picture"

by BP\_0_/ August 10, 2012

tater stain

When you and a sibling get into a tater tot war. Multiple tots are thrown at eachother and result in numerous stains throughout the house. Typically tater smudges on windows that dry and become stain-like.

Me: Dude me and my bro got into a tot fight last night.
Other Bro: damn dude, there must've been a lot of tater stains.

by totesmahgotes March 8, 2014

Yoghurt Stain

The consequence of inadvertently dropping a dairy-based confectionery item onto one’s attire. Also to accidentally spill ones milky man mess down one’s trousers.

Damn did you see state of Leroy’s trousers, bro straight up yoghurt stained himself…

by Engels Lad May 21, 2025